By Clark Kent
GOTHAM - Bruce Wayne will host a formal dress ball on March 1st 2014 at his residence in Gotham (100 N ellsworth ave, San Mateo CA) as a benefit to raise funds for Gotham’s Arkham Asylum, a mental institution dedicated to rehabilitating the criminally insane.
Mr. Wayne will be auctioning off both a jewel studded necklace as well as an evening with himself. Both auctions are progressing online, and will be closed the night of the auction with four final bidders for each making their final entries electronically. The electronic bidding is being facilitated by J.J. Astrobilt, the CEO of twitface, as a promotion for his new social media platform.
The ball has already drawn controversy for the expected attendance of Arkham inmates Jack Palaguachi (known by his alias: The Joker) and Dr http://thompsonmusicstudio.com/wcal/ol/kamagra-oral-jelly.html. Harleen Quinzel. Former Arkham inmates Oswald Cobblepot, Dr. Victor Fries and Harvey Dent are also expected to attend but could not be reached for comment at this time. Miss Selena Kyle, Bruce Wayne’s fiancee will co-host the ball.
Wayne has collaborated with Commissioner Gordon to provide increased security for the event, and personally assures the safety of all guests, however nervous board members at Wayne Enterprises have already taken out several additional insurance policies on their CEO and some prominent guests.
Wayne manor will open its doors at 6:45pm with a dance lesson taught by judge Catherine Dent at 7:00 and dancing to begin at 8:00.
Daily Planet staff reporters Lois Lane, Cat Grant and Clark Kent will be in attendance to cover the event.